(I’m just joking, nothing against you; I browse imgur way too much, and I wish there was a filter to keep dogs and cats posts out of my list; people posting pictures of their dogs doing the most expected things, and calling them doggo as they think it’s cuter)
What the heck did you just hecking say about me, you smol heck? I did the heckin best graduate at doggo day care, and I’ve been involved in much secret raids on annoying nut floofers in the backyard, and I have over 300 confirmed head pats. I am trained in heckin borking and I’m the top good boi in the entire neighborhood. You are nothing to me but just another nut floofer. I will bork you the heck out with loudness the likes of which has never been seen before on this street, mark my hecking words. You think you can get away with saying that heck to me over the fence? Think again, hecker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of doggos across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the borks, catto. The borks that wipes out the smol heckin you call your life. You’re heckin dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can bork you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare paws.
I took my dog to a brewery tap today. I checked first to see if it was ok (it’s a new set up). He sat by me or on my knee. If he’d have kicked off I’d have drunk up and left, but he’s a pretty good boy. I knew it’d be quiet though. No way would I take him during a busy time. As with most problems with dogs, it stems from lazy / inconsiderate owners.
For years, I have bumped up the score of places that have a resident dog.
And I found the best thing ever recently. Was checking out the new MKE Brewing on 9th Street in Milwaukee when I decided to go over to the Pabst Brewpub. Not only did I find a huge improvement in the beer, but I also randomly walked into bring your dog night. Probably a hundred dogs in there! Heaven on earth.
Dogs, like kids, should be reasonably well-behaved and relatively recently bathed to be allowed in a brewery (or a bar for that matter). And no kids or dogs should be seated at or on the bar during peak times.