Details: Funniest picture wins. You must use one of the pics in this post. Enter as many as you want. R-rated is ok, but no x-rated material please. No text on the pic, please. I am the sole judge as to who wins. Contest is free to anyone in the lower 48 states. Anyone playing from anywhere else in the world is welcome to play, but must cover shipping costs if you win.
@RichTheVillan wins, tell me which bottle you want and I’ll quote you the cost for shipping. Thanks for playing! This site fucken sucks, fuck all of you.
I’m glad you guys can laugh, but those of us who live in Florida and fear for the lives of our children on daily basis from these prehistoric beasts wouldn’t joke around using alligator humor. But go ahead send beers around world and toast to the fact that more than likely your kids won’t be ingested by a reptile because some of us are not so lucky.